Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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