Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my sisters under your porch take her home
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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