it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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