Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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