Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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