So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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