hotel room ftw
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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