Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
