At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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