careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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