It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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