oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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