So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
