Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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