my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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