Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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