so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's not a walk of shame if you run
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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