We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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