girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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