Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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