Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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