Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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