is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
