she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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