Umm I'm too high to move.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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