She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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