let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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