Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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