we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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