She announced her abortion via fbk
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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