So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Everyone says I win the strip club
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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