this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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