maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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