...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He kissed a someone with a penis
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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