He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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