You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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