Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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