i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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