chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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