I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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