i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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