This is not my ceiling
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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