she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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