girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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