In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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