So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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