she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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