Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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