she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm just crazy horny about you
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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