Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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