Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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